The never-ending story

Didn't I just fold the laundry?  I swear two days ago I washed every textile in our house.  And yet here it is (what seems like) a few short days later and once again the laundry must be done or there will be no clean underwear tomorrow.  Hollywood made the never-ending story seem like an exciting adventure with a flying pink dog.  What a rude awakening to discover that the true never-ending story is downstairs in my basement waiting to be folded...

Willpower

Two chopped Ghiradelli chocolate bars + one batch NY Times cookie dough + one more day before you can eat any of it = Willpower.

Personal Record

Despite my propensity to randomly flex in pictures, I am really not that into exercise. (In fact, I may have actively campaigned against it from about 1996 until after my mission.) I want everyone to know that I have exercised six days in a row. I think this is my personal best since I quit my high school soccer team in 1995. I thought it should be recorded for posterity.